If I were as wealthy as Jeff Bezos

I wouldn't need a wedding, but a conscience, a compass

If I were as wealthy as Jeff Bezos, I would use that money for good, not for a wedding.

Don’t get me wrong—I love love. I’ve had two weddings of my own. Both were small. At the last one—the one that took—it was just me and John in the office of a Justice of the Peace. It lasted maybe five minutes. We didn’t have a live band or a champagne tower or matchi…